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Offline FantaBrace

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Song’s with lyrics about braces
« on: 07. June 2023, 19:21:43 PM »
Do you know any songs with actual lyrics about (or making reference to) orthodontic braces?

I came across some Russian pop-song

GAVRILINA – Брекеты

I don’t speak a word of Russian but according to Google translate Брекеты translates to BRACES and the song’s chorus sing’s ‘braces shine on me’

The music video also has braces and headgear in it.

https://dereferer.me/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbEmZQiSpe0

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Re: Song’s with lyrics about braces
« Reply #1 on: 07. June 2023, 20:32:13 PM »
Thd CJDL girls in my "Carol" story are working on a song called "Braces buddies".... sadly just a fictional song....

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Re: Song’s with lyrics about braces
« Reply #2 on: 07. June 2023, 20:42:26 PM »
I remember reading this a couple of months ago. It’s about lyrics changed to be braces themed. I don’t, however, know of any songs about or referencing braces.

https://www.bracesforum.net/general/braces-themed-songs/msg132581/#msg132581

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Re: Song’s with lyrics about braces
« Reply #3 on: 07. June 2023, 22:57:56 PM »
There were several orthodontic offices that did parody videos back when Meghan Trainor's "All About that Bass" was popular.  They changed it to something along the lines of "All About that Brace", "Taking Off That Brace", that kind of thing.  A couple more did Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off".  There was one good one.  The ortho actually plays guitar, and his wife is the star.  Not sure if they were fakes or he bonded real braces to her teeth, but she was cute with metal braces. 

Here is a link to them playing a song for real; that parody video isn't available on youtube. They are pretty good.  A woman that can sings makes my hair stand up for what it is worth.  There is nothing hotter than playing and singing a duet with a woman, especially one you care about.  But I digress.

https://dereferer.me/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9yoISzXIzo

Another did an "Invisalign" parody of "Shallow" by Lady Gaga/Bradley Cooper ("Shallow" is a GREAT song btw, and one that is so hot to duet with a pretty woman; again I digress).  It has an uber cute young woman in it.  And while the lyrics were poorly done, and the ortho singing the male part sucks ass, the young woman not only has metal braces for the first part, but she can belt it.  Definitely a cute video. 

https://dereferer.me/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkJsCgHm61A

There is another called "The Braces Theme Song" that has a woman wearing braces (either real brackets or well done fakes) and cervical headgear. 

https://dereferer.me/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH0ZEno3rVc

There was a Canadian actress that did a well produced song/rap collaboration called "Adult Braces" with pretty bad fake braces.  The lyrics make me wonder if someone might have a little braces fetish.  And it is pretty hilarious starting around 1:46. 

https://dereferer.me/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_SxfB3J5ww

Here is an ancient one.  But real braces, real headgear.

https://dereferer.me/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQorxuoaVjI

And finally, one that doesn't have much if any braces to look at and enjoy.  Although it does seem one or two of the assistants, or new ones, got them on later.  But well done, an actual band.

https://dereferer.me/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSiyfkIgJJ4&t=199s


There is one office that doing "braces music videos" is kind of their thing.  They suck, but A for effort. Sure I am leaving out a ton.  But they are out there to be found.




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Re: Song’s with lyrics about braces
« Reply #4 on: 12. June 2023, 11:04:22 AM »
Thanks for putting that together and especially for your narrative.

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Re: Song’s with lyrics about braces
« Reply #5 on: 14. June 2023, 00:28:59 AM »
An older song  that fits the category is the fast food song by the fast food rappers il Post again if I got the name wrong in that song theres a line that goes braces braces just got to see those braces thats it